This could not have been possible without a talented, dedicated Support Crew: Dave, King of Beers, King of Timing, event timer; Mary Ann, official event cheerer; L Rod, course marshal, cheerer, compadre on female victors final kick lap; Anna Mal, course marshal, still recovering from her one & only beer mile, compadre on last places penalty lap. Nor could this have been possible without the awed and awesome spectators: Ari Gold, showed up, did not compete; the B Factor, coaches, beer mile is not in his repertoire; C, showed up, felt it best to watch, not participate, maybe next time, maybe; J, flabbergasted at the event, never heard of such a thing before, said of the proceedings this is crazy; the Ghost, prefers to enjoy his beer, not chug it; R, according to rumor: is considering abandoning tempo runs in favor of beer miles.