Whether youre a spectator or a participant, heres the planFirst things first, costumes are highly encouraged.4:30pm-ish We meet at Clark Kerr Track in BerkeleyDJ MDA blares some tunes that are either motivational or Vamos A La PlayaSignup, setup your beer, and lace up those brand new $250 Nike Vaporfly 4%sStretch your stomach or whatever might make things less miserable We briefly go over the ground rules5pm-ishO Canada plays while a few people take a controversial kneeWe blindly fire a shotgun into the air or Drew yells Go as loud as he canChug your first beer6pm-ishRegret thingsAwards Custom EBBR medals will be distributed to the top 3 men and women finishers6:30pm-ishWe head to Fieldwork Brewing10pm-ishBy now you should feel like one of the best dancers in the world so well move over to a bar (TBD) where you can show off those skills. Notes:This is an unsanctioned event. We arent liable for anythingClark Kerr is a dirt track aka a giant beer mile litter box (barf only)Embrace the inevitable burpDrew is loudExpect Pablo to arrive via helicopter or hanging out the sunroof of his Uber wearing his wife's champagne costume while playing a bugle...again.Expect Ingrid to run a sub 7 minute beer mileSlow and steady wins the race unless its an actual race. This is an actual race